Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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