haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
