Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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