Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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