exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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