I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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