Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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