I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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