Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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