I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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