Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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