im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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