when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
that is very illegal...i love you.
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