Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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