I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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