Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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