Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
