i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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