I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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