the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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