i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Randomize