I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think about you every night.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.