Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just google imaged poop.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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