You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.