i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not