Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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