from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Houston, we have a blender
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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