I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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