why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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