you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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