all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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