your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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