just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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