Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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