she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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