I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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