i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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