I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
