i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was