they're staring at me
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked