you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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