Duck Duck Cougar?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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