My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
