There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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