Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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