dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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