singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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