we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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