I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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