I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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