so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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