only if we run a train.
done.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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