OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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