How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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