please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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