that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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