Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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