You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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