omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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