I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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