i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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