Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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