even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
So. Much. Porn.
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